marc:
Spring progressed nicely in our yard and on our block while we were away. Our neighbor, Rick, plants tulips in the back alley every year. They always turn a drab space space into a amazing place.
These flowers are no joke.
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Douchifier
Perfectly weathered (…and purchased that way) ball cap? CHECK! Boot cut Diesel jeans? Ch-Ch-Check it out! Flip Flops, the most unprotected unnecessarily dangerous footwear to ever consider wearing in an urban environment where broken class is as common as asphalt? YOU KNOW IT! So many douchy bases covered you’re like a gigantic douche blanket wrapping us in the mirth of your douchosity. But something is missing? What could be the one douche move that would seperate the man from the boy?
BOOM! Hell, I wouldn’t even have though of it! You hoisted that leg high onto the pole that is exclusively for people to hold for balance, like it was a keg of Natty Light back at the frat house. You whipped out your cell phone in a relaxed position and began to text “chicks” or “tail” or “bottoms” like the good ol’ days of college! All of us will be happy to climb around your gangly ass leg!
PUT THE LEG DOWN! PUT THE PHONE AWAY! AND GROW THE HELL UP!
*** I was a theatre nerd in college anyway. THANKS to my man Tim C. for dropping this pick in the Douche InBox! Keepin’ hope alive! Keep on Douchin’ ***
It’s a Douchery Hat-Trick!
Amber is part of “Distorted Beauty” Exhibition that opens Thursday, April 8th, 2010 at Station Digital, 73 Franklin St., New York.
Pixelspace Retouching, Anagnorisis Fine Arts, and Station Digital are pleased to announce a photography exhibition and silent auction, Distorted Beauty, a collaboration between professional retoucher D Tyler Huff and a select group of cutting edge commercial fashion and beauty photographers, all working in the industry today. The proceeds of this auction will benefit the Sex Workers Project at the Urban Justice Center.
Participating photographers: Alex Beauchesne, Indira Cesarine, Amber Gray, Edwin Ho, Wendy Hope, D Tyler Huff, Sergio Kurhajec, and Caitlin Mitchell.
Didn’t even notice the ar was a lag for my first several views.
Campaign: Design by Enzo Fusco
Season: Spring/Summer 2010
Model: Eva Riccobono
Photographer: Settimio Benedusi
Info: Settimio Benedus photographs the lovely Eva Riccobono for this beautiful collection. Ch-ch-check it out:
Can’t put my finger on it, but this girl is just downright striking. I’d use her in a campaign as well. Good casting!
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